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Women Swallowed Alive By Snakes

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This was not a movie of standout performances. The acting was bland the characters- mygosh, where are they finding the actors these days? I could hardly tell any of the female characters apart. Every vulva was shaved bald, each set of labia the same, each gaping birth canal uniformly deep. Only in this fashion was the lead female character in any way different from her companions. At one point the lead was suspended in a splits position, vaginal opening gaping wide and deep and under her a fully grown man sitting in a crouched position. She was lowered onto and over him until her torso was hard against the ground and he was inside her. She stood, showed him to be gone, then sat again and rehooked herself. Her legs were pulled wide again and she was lifted. The man, drenched in vaginal fluids, then stands and walks away. While this is nothing new (this routinely occurs to every man several times per hour, and sometimes they never let us out, just digest us with their cunts!) it was more than her companions did.

Except for one performance that was all in the background. This one chick (and this is one of the very few times I wish they would show more than the woman’s cunt in film- hair is a good identifier, and what with every female actor’s cunt shaved bald, well then) with a beauty mark near her anus is shown swallowing nearly ten women in a row with her cunt in that one scene alone. During the entire film they show that cunt swallowing over three hundred other cunts without letting any of them back out. I think she digested all those cunts with her uterus. Sign me up, I want MY cock in THAT cunt!

Even when the serpent was swallowing each of the female stars whole it was hard to tell those cunts apart. Only when the lead actress’s cunt was stuffed with 18 or more long inches of 6 inch wide cock could you tell that her clitoris was larger than any of the other female actor’s. Luckily the female lead’s cunt spent the entire film stuffed with cock, the smallest being nine inches long and three inches side side to side. The largest was just over three feet long and almost a foot thick. She spent half the film being fucked by that three foot cock- down her throat ‘til his balls were on her chin, up her ass until his balls almost went in, and so far up her cunt he DID fuck her with his balls too! When he finally pulled out and came on her cunt lips (actually filling her gaping birth canal with jizz in seven great pint-size spurts) it was a thing of beauty.

During the first 10 minutes of this 45 minute film, almost 1000 women are swallowed and digested alive by other women’s cunts; almost ten thousand women are swallowed whole and digested alive by serpent’s. After this very slow start things pick up and by the end of the film well over ten thousand women are swallowed and digested by cunts, well over ten million women swallowed whole and digested alive by serpents.

All in all, this was a typical children’s film with nothing to especially recommend it. Only good to show young girls that acting is a viable career choice for women.

1 of 5 Stars

Anne

January 21, 2015 Posted by | Another Late Post, Computero, Friday's Post, Fucking Funny, Gigantic Tits, Huge Cocks, Hungry Cunts Swallowing Women, I Like The Word 'Cunt', I Masturbated, I Want To Be Swallowed Whole & Alive, Makes Me Horny, Masturbation, Monday's Update, My Cunt, My Fiction, Sex, Sexually excited, Snakes Eating Women, Tongue In Cheek, Wednesday's update | 9 Comments

WordPress Ate A Story Post Of Mine :(

Mother pus bucket.  Well, let’s try this again 😦

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“Oh, the way you humans name things so impossible. It doesn’t make sense.” The individual behind the counter was spitting the words in frustration, driven to expression of the frustration they were feeling.

“Hey, man,” said Tammy, lifting a hand as she spoke. “Sorry. You’re not going to kill us or eat us are you?”

The man behind the counter stopped moving, only looking into her eyes for a few long seconds. Then the palpable air of danger drained away and the individual behind the counter was just a little old man again. “No,” he said finally, smiling. “No, of course not. We human beings don’t eat each other, do we?” He blinked a few times, lips still moving, before the words started again, a bare whisper. “No, no we don’t. Must remember that. Getting too greedy.”

“If you’re not going to, like, swallow us or something,” said Tammy’s younger friend Kathy. She sounded somewhat disappointed as she spoke. “Which you totally could if you wanted, I wouldn’t mind at all. You could swallow me whole and digest me alive, it’s okay.” She began unbuttoning her blouse, fully exposing her very large, very full braless bare breasts. Her nipples were scrunched up hard. It took another half second to shimmy out of her skirt and she wasn’t wearing anything beneath it; her vulva was clean shaven, her lips pouting and moist. She walked naked around the counter, pressing her body against the man and holding her breasts around his head. Each of her firm breasts was many times larger than both of their heads put together. “You can slide me down your throat and into that stomach of yours. Digest me alive. Please.”

“Human- human beings like me don’t go swallowing nude young women. If- if I did swallow swallow nude young women, and then digest them alive, you are the exact kind of human being I would swallow. I would swallow you whole. I would digest you alive.” He was sweating, partly because Kathy had lain on her back, spread her legs and used them to grab him and pulled him against her, grinding his face against her vulva so that most of his words were spoken directly up her  gaping birth canal- the same vulva that was pulling open, the same labia pulling wide, the opening of her vagina sucking at his face and head until his head was deep inside of her wet and dripping cunt. That was of course the second reason he was sweating so much- no matter how exciting it was to be swallowed whole and alive by Kathy’s cunt, he was, of course, being swallowed whole and alive by Kathy’s cunt. Her belly was pulsing, pulling, bringing him deeper and deeper up her cunt. Soon she had cunt swallowed him entirely as she screamed in multiple orgasm; he was swallowed entirely by her cunt and was now being digested by Kathy’s uterus.

“One day,” murmured Kathy as she  came slowly back to Earth. “One day I will swallow the world with my cunt.”

“Individually, or,” said Tammy as she knelt by the sweating Kathy. She opened her legs and pushed her thumbs into her red, wet, gaping cunt. She pulled the cunt open as wide as she could until Kathy’s cunt was a black tunnel into her body- a ten foot wide, 12 foot tall cunt hole. You could walk twenty feet up Kathy’s cunt before having to crouch, then crawl, then push your body through and up the very tight, extremely moist and extremely sexually excited tunnel of cunt; Tammy had to crawl and push up through more than fifty feet of delicious smelling, wonderful tasting, loving hugging tunnel of cunt before coming to Kathy’s cervix. “swallowing the entire planet with your cunt?” Tammy was talking very loud to make sure that Kathy could hear here- after all, Tammy may have crawled through almost three hundred yards of cunt but she was still up the cunt of her best friend. Kathy’d be able to hear her voice through the walls of her abdomen. How weird to think that, even though Tammy was almost a foot taller than her friend, and had tits almost three times larger than Kathy’s (and Kathy had a RACK, with each of her soft, warm, firm tits more than three times the size of both of Kathy’s tits put together. And each of Tammy’s tits weighed almost three hundred pounds each; soft, firm tits each over twice the size of her own body. Tammy began rubbing Kathy’s cervix, both of her gigantic tits trailing along with her, never noticing that Kathy’s cunt hole was starting to shrink- and soon Kathy’s cunt was closed and tightly virginal again. She had cunt swallowed everyone in the room (before Tammy had crawled up her friend Kathy’s cunt, Kathy had been quietly cunt-swallowing every customer in the place while the proprietor was distracted- she managed to cunt-swallow almost two hundred women, each of them standing and browsing, nude, and masturbating idly.

Quickly she digested her friend alive with her uterus.

Kathy, of course, now had a huge problem. What with all the people she had cunt-swallowed and digested alive, what with so many human beings she had swallowed whole and alive with her cunt before digesting them alive with her uterus, what with reducing over two hundred living, breathing nude women- each with their lives, their loves, their hopes and their dreams- to simple nutrition using only her cunt and her uterus… well, eat that many people with your cunt or your stomach and that’s a lot of calories. There is a lot of calories in a human being- and when you eat, swallow whole and alive with your cunt, an entire human being (screaming and begging for mercy like some women, eagerly and happily stuffing themselves up her cunt like the rest) and simply make them food, you need to do something with all those calories. Kathy, like all women on Earth who discovered they could cunt-swallow people, quickly went overboard and cunt-swallowed over two thousand people her first five minutes. Since then she had made up for her slow start, and made sure that she cunt-swallowed at least two thousand nude, masturbating women every fifteen minutes. Like all women of Earth, when Kathy cunt-swallowed someone, all those calories went straight into her tits. Now, her tits couldn’t grow indefinitely and they didn’t. Soon, each of her tits would weigh over six thousand tons each- by necessity, she would only be able to cunt-swallow slightly less than fifteen hundred nude women every five minutes. She would have to lay back, spread her legs, and let the nude women line up and climb into her gaping, hungry cunt.

And they would- Kathy discovered that simply laying back and opening her cunt was all the advertising she needed- nude women were lined up for literally five hundred miles waiting to climb up her cunt and be digested alive in her uterus. Soon over ten thousand women every fifteen minutes were climbing up her cunt and into her uterus. “I think I can cunt-swallow the world one person at a time,” whispered Kathy as she came down from another half-hour long orgasm (during which time her cunt had swallowed over 900 nude women, digesting them alive). Even as her cunt was swallowing nude women, some nude women were lavishing attention on Kathy’s engorged, swollen, erect clitoris. Some of the women were sucking on her clit, some women were fucking her clit with their own cunts, over women were simply masturbating her as they were swallowed by her cunt.

Things went dark for Kathy suddenly, as a nude women came up behind her, sliding between her gigantic 12 tons each tits, and started cunt swallowing her even as she continued cunt-swallowing all the other women. Soon the nude woman had cunt-swallowed Kathy down to just above her own gaping cunt and the constant, unending stream of nude women climbing into it. Once it started it went on for a while- nude women cunt-swallowing the previous woman who had cunt-swallowed another woman, etc, all the way down to Kathy’s gaping cunt which was still swallowing nude women at a rate of close to fifteen thousand nude women vanishing into her cunt per minute. Soon, the last woman, the outer woman, the five hundredth woman in a row to cunt swallow the women who were cunt swallowing each other down to Kathy, had cunt-swallowed her way down to Kathy’s legs and cunt. Even though Kathy was inside five hundred other cunts, the last woman had cunt-swallowed them all merely by cunt-swallowing the women before her. Kathy bent her knees and shoved her feet into the woman’s cunt, letting the woman swallow her deeper up her cunt. Then, by cunt-swallowing Kathy and keeping her own gaping, hungry cunt open, the new woman was now cunt swallowing over thirty thousand nude women per minute.

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Okay. I had great words written for foreward and epilogue but wordpress eating the story post and Telling Me It Had Actually POSTED- well, that’s just rude. Anyway, point of that is that I can’t remember the other words 🙂

 

Anne

October 1, 2014 Posted by | Another Late Post, Friday's Post, Gigantic Tits, Hungry Cunts Swallowing Women, I Like The Word 'Cunt', I Masturbated, I Want To Be Swallowed Whole & Alive, Monday's Update, Sexually excited, Tongue In Cheek, Wednesday's update, Weekend Post | Leave a comment

For Those Of You Who Do Not Believe

that a large breasted woman, if swallowed feet first by a hungry serpent, would end up swallowed nipples last after her head went down, I present to you untampered evidence:

Nipples first, then arms

Nipples first, then arms

You cannot tell me that, if the pressure of the lips circling her as she was swallowed down that tight wet serpent throat WOULDN’T press those huge tits of hers upward and squish her her nipples probably as high as her elbows 🙂 are just deluding yourself.

Her head will vanish beneath them titties

Her head will vanish beneath them titties

And Milena Velba is not unusual, only popular 🙂 MANY women have tits as big as hers, nonsurgically enhanced (hers are natural, which is cool). Now I WISH my own titties was maybe not as big as hers 🙂 but bigger than they are now 😦 Life is life. At least I am alive.

Any so way, point of the post being that it is not impossible that a woman with large or larger than average breasts would, upon being swallowed feet first by a hungry serpent, have her rock hard nipples vanish last into the throat of the animal swallowing her whole and alive as she masturbated and shook with orgasm after orgasm. If only we had enough women and serpents to test our hypothesis. I would gladly volunteer to see how it looked to have a woman with smaller breasts swallowed whole and alive by a hungry serpent 😉  Gods, in a heartbeat!!

Anne (who wishes she were just a woman shaped lump in the belly of a hungry serpent)

 

February 3, 2014 Posted by | Bloviation, Boobs, Friday's Post, Gigantic Tits, I Want To Be Swallowed Whole & Alive, Makes Me Horny, Monday's Update, Snakes Eating Women, Story Talk, Tongue In Cheek, Wednesday's update, Yo | 9 Comments

From A Time Before The Virus Caused Incredible Breast Growth

Lunch meat on the hoof.

Debra was heading to the deli, hoping to see a woman swallowing python on the way. Not that she wanted to be swallowed whole and digested alive- no, rather, she had never seen one, and was curious what they looked like. 5 minutes later, she discovered what they looked like on the inside.

But after social more’ changed and public female nudity became the norm rather than something only seen in skin magazines. And just after woman swallowing pythons were seen everywhere, swallowing whole and digesting women alive.

August 1, 2012 Posted by | Boobs, My Fiction, Our Amazing Universe, Tongue In Cheek | 5 Comments

I’m Almost Done With The Fake Boobs Rant

But don’t get me wrong- I like ALL boobs, and usually the fake one’s best ’cause they’re usually W-A-Y bigger than “real” boobs. And why not go for a 10,000L implant instead of a 1,000L one? Bigger is better 🙂

Anyway.

Great Fake Boobs

Wonderful fucking tits, or tits for wonderful fucking?

Fake. Implant city. For all you guys who’ve never had the pleasure of dealing with boobs in the flesh (and I thank goodness every day I have my own boobs- I grope myself on a daily basis. Tits are amazing), if her boobs look like this when she’s standing in front of you, she’s a cyborg. And if you draw a woman looking like this, we know it’s fantasy over reality. Remember that boobs are not just half of a solid sphere pasted into a woman’s chest. Think of them as more half of a water balloon pasted onto a woman’s chest- gravity takes over immediately and Mrs. Nipple starts looking for the south pole.

Now, am I doing these posts as a sort of Public Safety Announcement, or am I just posting pics of huge boobs? Hmmm   🙂

 

Anne

 

June 23, 2012 Posted by | Bloviation, Boobs, Tongue In Cheek | 1 Comment

Of Course, Sometimes Reality Isn’t Perfect Either

There is nothing wrong with this woman, at all.

Tits are nice, but oh my god.

Tits are nice, but oh my god.

After all, her tits are bigger than her head, by volume.  And lord knows, sometimes that the only physical information I give about my female characters. Well, that and how big a cock they can take 😉 Oohh baby.

But you know, sometimes real tits aren’t the entire  answer either. You can tell by looking at this cow woman that her tits are 100% real. The tremendous sag, the uneven size, the near-pancake flatness of the one tit while her other tit is slightly fuller, slightly rounder… This poor cunt woman has 100% ugly fucking real tits. I will not talk about this poor bitches this ugly cunt’s this poor cow poor woman’s body. Hell, I’m still short and fat, and my tits aren’t anywhere near this big or pretty. That FUCKING WHORE (let it out, Anne, let it out) woman has a natural body, but damn, I just have to say that while she has natural tits, I will never write a story about her tits. And I don’t mean her tits in particular- I mean sad tits like those.

I am a mean cunt.

Anne

June 22, 2012 Posted by | Being A Miserable Cunt, Boobs, Generalized Rambling, The Universe Hates Me, Tongue In Cheek, Whining, Yo | 2 Comments

Emmie Climbed Up The Paralyzed Fish Monster’s Tongue.

hungry fish monster

hungry fish monster – click pic for full size

Cassie was tied to the mast, but Emmie and the sixteen other nude women had been swallowed by the giant hungry fish monster as they tried protecting Cassie. They weren’t injured, down there in the fish stomach, as it had swallowed them all whole, and this was how Emmie had climbed up the fish throat and the tongue. All she had to do now was get to the tentacles and she could climb down safely. Cassie could get herself loose- the cuffs would pull off if she tugged hard enough, they’d peel skin from her hands and she’d be free.

Emmie felt bad momentarily for the other sixteen women still down inside the fish stomach- after all, if they didn’t get out before the paralysis wore off, the fish monster would sink beneath the waves and then digest them all alive at its leisure. All they had to do though was what she did- climb up the rough skin of the fish monster throat, climb the tongue like a tree, then make a jump for the tentacles. Home fucking free.

She hesitated at the opening of the fish’s mouth however, large breasts swaying in the cold wind, knees against the knobbly fish tongue. She rubbed one hand against her clean shaven vulva- the fish’s digestive acids, while weak, were still acids and the skin of her crotch was prickly and itchy.

“You bitches best get climbing,” she yelled down the fish’ throat, left hand still rubbing and scratching at her soft, fat outer labia. Her inner labia were also itchy and damned if even her clitoral hood wasn’t all irritated as well. She’d be damned lucky if she didn’t get fish digestive acids all up in her hole as well. “This fish is gonna start swimming again soon, the spell won’t last forever. Do you want to get all digested alive?” Cassie was still grunting and squealing and kicking and she wasn’t even fucking trying to get herself loose from the cuffs that held her in the air from the mast. What the fuck was that cunt’s problem?

There was a chorus of voices from down the fish throat, completely unable to distinguish one voice from another. Finally there was one voice that started yelling louder than the others, accompanied by the sound of meaty flesh on flesh impacts. “Shut up! Shut the fuck up!” SLAP. “Bitch, get your leg off my belly and shut up!” SLAP. “Get your tits off my face- I said get your tits- Bitch, get your fucking-” SLAP, SLAP, SLAP. Silence, then the voice spoke again, yelling up from the darkness of the fish’s stomach. “No, most of us don’t want to be digested alive down here.” Another voice, different from hers, then she spoke again. “Okay, slightly less than half of us don’t want to be digested alive down here. How did you get out?”

Emmie looked out of the fish’s mouth from her seat on the fish tongue. She wasn’t quite out yet, after all. All the fish had to do was close it’s mouth and swallow and she’d be back down there, tucked in amidst all that naked female skin, about to be digested alive as well. She needed to get out of the fish mouth, down the tentacles, then far away from the fish, the women in the fish belly, and that stupid bitch Cassie still fighting with the cuffs up there. She leaned against the fish tongue, rubbing her crotch and the increasingly pleasant feeling of her erect clitoris, and yelled down inside the fish throat.

“I’m not quite out, but all of you need to get moving, the ones that don’t want to be digested alive anyway. Can you see the light from where I am yelling?” She began to massage her left breast as she rubbed her crotch, playing with her tight nipple, as she spoke.

“Just a moment, going to take a vote,” yelled the woman back from inside the stomach of the fish. Emmie closed her eyes and continued masturbating as she lay on the tongue of the fish. It felt so good to rub the weak digestive acids of the fish stomach into her cunt, kneading her clit with her thumb and piercing her wet hole below with her pinky finger. She pulled and rubbed her tit with her other hand, eyes closed, imagining herself down in the darkness of the fish stomach with the other naked women. Quickly she felt it grow, then orgasm burst over her- she’d never come this fast before, less than a minute of play and she’d come. And it wasn’t just a weak, nasty orgasm either- it had felt goooooood.

“Did you hear me?” yelled the woman down in the fish stomach again.

“No,” said Emmie, honestly. “I was busy playing with my pussy. What did you say?”

“Well, I’d said that yes, we all see the light. But since you’ve been honest, I’ve had my hand between my legs this entire time too.”

“No,” yelled another woman. “You’ve had your hand between my legs. I’ve just had my hand between your legs to return the favor.”

There was a moment of silence before the first woman yelled again, “Well, yeah, anyway, we see it.”

Emmie felt the fish tongue tremble underneath her. That meant that the spell was starting to wear off- they’d have to hurry now. Less than a half hour remained before the fish gained complete control, swallowed Emmie and the others back down, then swam away to digest them alive.

Emmie leaned back against the fish tongue and held her breasts in both hands, twiddling her nipples with her thumbs as she spoke.

“What you need to do, is rub the digestive acids into your pussy when you masturbate down there. It feels fucking wonderful- it hurts just perfect,” she yelled down the fish throat. “Lean back against something so you can use both hands. When you’ve come, you should also think about climbing up the fish throat toward the light. That’s the open fish mouth. You get high enough, you climb the fish tongue easy. Then you can masturbate up here too.” It felt so good to massage her breasts like this- squeezing and pulling tight, almost painfully so. She normally had a lighter touch on her breasts when she masturbated if she touched them at all, but right now it was like they wanted to be handled roughly.

“Fuck, that feels good,” yelled a woman from side the stomach of the fish. “I’m rubbing the stomach acid up inside the hole where the dick goes, way up inside, and it hurts but it hurts so fucking good!” She made a noise like a startled buffalo. Some of the women down in the fish stomach laughed, but others were busy doing what she was doing and making their own startled buffalo noises.

The tongue under Emmie’s back moved six inches, and Emmie knew that in less than fifteen minutes now the fish would digest alive any women still down inside of it’s stomach. She pushed a breast up and sucked her own nipple, sucking hard. Gods, if felt so good. Knowing that she was on a fish tongue, that the fish could swallow her at any moment, could digest her alive with all the other nude women down in the stomach of the fish. MMmmm- she was going to come again, this time without even touching her cunt, just playing with her tits.

She was so close, and she could hear the other women in the fish stomach gasping as they all were nearing orgasm as well. She mashed her breasts tight against her chest and arched her back, legs wide, bucking her hips and damned if she didn’t come again and come hard. “Well, hell,” she whispered. She looked outside the fish mouth where that dumb bitch Cassie was still trying to figure out the loose cuffs that held her to the mast and sighed.

She smiled and said, “Well, screw it.” She scoonched her bare ass cheeks against the fish tongue, kept her legs spread and slid back down the fish tongue. Hell, with any luck, maybe she’d get someone’s head stuck inside her pussy when she fell in. Laughing, she slid into the darkness of the fish’ digestive system.

A quick tremble, the fish clapped it’s mouth shut and it sank beneath the waves, belly full.

June 1, 2012 Posted by | Boobs, Fish swallowing women, Fucking Funny, My Fiction, Our Amazing Universe, Random Sex Talk, Tongue In Cheek, Yo | 4 Comments

Does It Ever Stop? No, It Never Stops.

Well, it’s been about 3 months since I last blew strangers for money the dust out of my computer, so with the help of a friend of my oldest son, I shut down my machine. I pulled out all the cables, took the beast into the other room, opened it up and started blowing strange men for money dust out of the machine.

Oh there was dust everywhere! I blew this one guy whose cock gagged me dust out of the TWO video cards I have. I choked on semen cleaned out the fans (they were clogged bad!). When I finished sucking cock cleaning the machine, there was a coating of dust everywhere around where I had been drenched in cum working.

Them of course, when I started sucking more cock plugged the machine in, it didn’t work. My heart sank. My throat was full with nine inches of cock beast was dead! No matter which of the 4 sockets I plugged the monitor in, nothing. I was full of semen infuriated, depressed, horrified, and ready to swallow more cock kill myself. My stomach was filled with over a quart of semen 2nd reason for living was broken (my first reason is cock my husband).

Well, my son’s friend came back and choked me with his cock determined that one of my video cards was DEAD. OH MY GOD. Each of my video cards is like over a gig of video ram (can’t remember how much) and I had them in a SLI setup with one of the cards handling all the PhysX biz. And now I only have one card.

And now I have sucked over a mile of cock can’t get the SOUND to work! The beast says everything is functioning but NO SOUND. I’m sucking more cock trying to get it fixed. Working on deep throating a foot long cock getting the bloody sound to work is brutally fucking my throat with fat cock killing me. But I am drinking all the come not going to give up!

I can’t!

So if I am drenched in semen slow in getting stories in for the next few days, give me some slack. I have another mile of cock to suck my poor baby I am fixing.

Anne

April 20, 2012 Posted by | Bleakest Despair, Bloviation, Clinical Fucking Depression, Computero, Fucking Funny, Penis Sucking, The Universe Hates Me, Throat Fucking, Tongue In Cheek, Whining, Windows | 11 Comments

It’s A Good Thing Y’all Know Me

Here’s another story I started working on just today. It’s not serious, and I know at least ONE of you out there will recognize the story 😉   Here we go!

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When Tina came back from the movie that afternoon, her friend and room mate  Alice was crying loudly, huddled on the sofa and clutching a pillow as the tears ran down her face.

“Oh my Gosh,” said Tina, dropping her keys on the table and running to her friend. “What’s wrong? Was it Rodney? What did that bastard do to you? I’ll kill him!” She fell to her knees and pulled the pillow out of Alice’s arms.

Alice lifted her face, hair falling over her eyes, and looked at Tina through her red, puffy eyes. “It wasn’t Rod,” she said. “Well, it was and it wasn’t.” She snurfled and wiped her nose with her arm.

Tina looked at her friend, confused and worried. It was and it wasn’t Rodney? “What do you mean?” she asked, handing Alice a tissue from her purse.

“Rod’s dead,” said Alice quietly, then her face screwed up again and her shoulders shook as she sobbed. Tina just looked at her friend, eyes wide and her own feeling of shock flooding her system. Rodney was dead? Good God.

“How did he die?” asked Tina, her fingers under Alice’s chin and guiding her face back up. She looked into Alice’s eyes. “What’s going on?”

Alice took a deep breath, closing her eyes but shaking less. “A bear killed Rod.”

“Holy shit,” whispered Tina. “Was there anything else?”

“And then the bear ate Rod,” whispered Alice.

“Holy fuck!” said Tina, clapping a hand over her mouth after the words.

“No, no,” said Alice, shaking her head and biting her lip until it bled. “It wasn’t like that. It’s just that- I don’t want to remember. But the bear killed Rob by- by eating him. We were outside his door, making out, and we didn’t hear the bear. But then it pulled Rod away from me and hit him on the head with a paw. Rod fell and I thought maybe he was dead, but he was still alive, still moving. He looked at me, Tina. He said my name and he looked at me!” More sobs escaped her, shoulders shaking again until she got control of herself again. “And then the bear- the bear swallowed him. Swallowed him feet first, whole, and Rod was still alive the entire time. He called my name as the bear swallowed him alive, Tina. The last thing I saw of Rod was just his face in the bears mouth and he yelled my name, and then the bear swallowed him alive!”

Tina reached out and pulled Alice to her, wrapping her arms around the poor girl’s shoulders and letting her cry. Good Lord, she thought. That would be enough to break anyone. It was almost enough to break her and she hated Rodney. Swallowed whole by a bear- What a nightmare!

“But what was worse,” whispered Alice. “Was that then the bear- the bear-” Her voice broke. Tina had to listen hard to hear Alice say, “The bear raped me.”

Tina couldn’t even talk, taken with the horror of it.

“It bent me over like a dog,” sobbed Alice. “And it took me from behind. I couldn’t move, I was terrified, and that bear had its- its- cock inside me. Oh God!” She bent over, sobbing, shoulders shaking and gasping as she cried. Tina couldn’t even move, numb from the shock and the horror. She couldn’t imagine the pain and terror of being raped by a bear. Being raped at all would be traumatic enough, but by a- a bear? Jesus!

Alice screamed, and Tina jumped when the front door suddenly let out a few solid ‘thud’s. Someone on the other side was knocking hard, shaking the entire door. Caught with a feeling of apprehension, Tina stood and started toward the door.

“Don’t go,” wailed Alice.

“I’ll just see who it is,” said Tina. ”I won’t open the door.”

“Tina,” said Alice. “I’m scared!”

Tina smiled back, trying to let her friend know that she was too. But There was nothing she could do to stop her heart beating madly in her chest when she looked through the peephole, and on the front porch was-

The bear.

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Will I continue? SHOULD I continue? 🙂  Time will tell!

April 17, 2012 Posted by | Fucking Funny, Interspecies Fucking, My Fiction, Story Talk, Tongue In Cheek | 7 Comments

My Appo Polly Loggies

I didn’t start work on a story until last evening, and then the fucking power went out just because we had a windstorm. Well, boo hoo, power company. When the wind blows, I still have to pay YOU, I can’t just not send a check because “it’s windy”. But unlike ME, you feel you can just interrupt my power service because the WIND is blowing TREES into the POWER LINES.

I see how you are.

Well, that puts me behind now, but I’m not going to let it stop me. I’ll have a story up this afternoon. Because, unlike some power supply company, I can work when it’s a “little windy”.

Anne

 

January 17, 2011 Posted by | Tongue In Cheek | 1 Comment