The Male Penis Revisited.

I am very horny. I want you, yes, you, to take that cock you have there and out it in me. No, not in my mouth. Well, I mean, of course it’ll go in my mouth just not right now. Lower. There’s a lower hole. EEK! Not THAT hole either! That hole has never taken a cock! Well, not on the first date and you better tell me you love me first. No, put that cock right HERE.

No, really, I’m not joking. I know, a cunt can look weird if you’ve never seen one before. Trust me, cock looked really weird the very first time I sucked one. But after you’ve had- well, I can’t count numbers. I estimate each cock I’ve had in me has been 8″ to 9″ inches, and over the years I figure I’ve had about three hundred miles of cock in me. Not counting the repeat cocks. Anyway. What was I saying? Oh yeah!

Now just put the head right… Oooh, you’ve got it. Slides right in, doesn’t it? Yeah, feels incredible to me too! There are no words- you have to hope the woman you’re talking to has been fucked before, so she’ll understand when you say, “It’s like- 6″ of cock in you on  a cold morning and you don’t want to get up.”

Now, make sure you’re riding me up high- we need to be able to rock when you thrust, keep the base of your wonderful, wonderful cock grinding against my clitoris. If you lean up, no, stay in, just lean up, there you see? That’s my clit. It’s like a female cock, though we tend to say your penis is like a male clitoris.  Just make sure there’s a lot of clitoral contact while you fuck me with that rocking motion.

Oh jesus, oh fuck, just- just fuck me, fuck me harder. Harder- I want to feel your cock in my throat! God, oh god- yes, just- oh fuck, fuck me- fuck- FUCK- oh fuck me jesus, fuck me jesus, just fuck me Fuck Me oh JESUS FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK FUUUUUUUUUck-

…meeeeee oh god yes, oh god yes thank you oh thank you no don’t pull out leave it in me just lay on me for a while I like the feel of your skin and you smell really nice no, you do really yes even when covered in sex sweat you silly goose mmm kiss me please that’s nice mmmmm no just leave it in it’s okay if it’s soft it’ll stay for a while, just hold me and breathe…

My Kitty Chobee Is Gone

Yesterday was our anniversary- Rudy and I have been married for 5 years now. And, for the first time, including our wedding day, neither of us was sick or in the hospital! WOW! And the weather was GREAT! It snowed on our wedding day five years back. It was crazy.

So we went out to see the new Sandra Bullock movie, PREMONITION. Good movie, BTW. But before we left, I was petting Chobee. But I had to take Le Doggie outside first. And when we got back, we had to bring in O2 tanks, so there was some in-and-outing.

And last night, before bed, I realised I hadn’t seen Chobee in a few hours. And I searched the apartment.

No Chobee.

I hoped maybe he’d be at the porch when I got up this morning.

No Chobee.

So Le Doggie (his real name is Romeo, but given my weird penchant toward silly names, how often do you think I refer to him by actual name?) and I just spent a half hour wandering the apartment complex grounds searching for kitty.

No Chobee.

So I am kinda hoping that he just Shows Up outside, or Chobee is gone. Sigh.

I WILL cry about this very soon.

Anne