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Women Swallowed Alive By Snakes

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This was not a movie of standout performances. The acting was bland the characters- mygosh, where are they finding the actors these days? I could hardly tell any of the female characters apart. Every vulva was shaved bald, each set of labia the same, each gaping birth canal uniformly deep. Only in this fashion was the lead female character in any way different from her companions. At one point the lead was suspended in a splits position, vaginal opening gaping wide and deep and under her a fully grown man sitting in a crouched position. She was lowered onto and over him until her torso was hard against the ground and he was inside her. She stood, showed him to be gone, then sat again and rehooked herself. Her legs were pulled wide again and she was lifted. The man, drenched in vaginal fluids, then stands and walks away. While this is nothing new (this routinely occurs to every man several times per hour, and sometimes they never let us out, just digest us with their cunts!) it was more than her companions did.

Except for one performance that was all in the background. This one chick (and this is one of the very few times I wish they would show more than the woman’s cunt in film- hair is a good identifier, and what with every female actor’s cunt shaved bald, well then) with a beauty mark near her anus is shown swallowing nearly ten women in a row with her cunt in that one scene alone. During the entire film they show that cunt swallowing over three hundred other cunts without letting any of them back out. I think she digested all those cunts with her uterus. Sign me up, I want MY cock in THAT cunt!

Even when the serpent was swallowing each of the female stars whole it was hard to tell those cunts apart. Only when the lead actress’s cunt was stuffed with 18 or more long inches of 6 inch wide cock could you tell that her clitoris was larger than any of the other female actor’s. Luckily the female lead’s cunt spent the entire film stuffed with cock, the smallest being nine inches long and three inches side side to side. The largest was just over three feet long and almost a foot thick. She spent half the film being fucked by that three foot cock- down her throat ‘til his balls were on her chin, up her ass until his balls almost went in, and so far up her cunt he DID fuck her with his balls too! When he finally pulled out and came on her cunt lips (actually filling her gaping birth canal with jizz in seven great pint-size spurts) it was a thing of beauty.

During the first 10 minutes of this 45 minute film, almost 1000 women are swallowed and digested alive by other women’s cunts; almost ten thousand women are swallowed whole and digested alive by serpent’s. After this very slow start things pick up and by the end of the film well over ten thousand women are swallowed and digested by cunts, well over ten million women swallowed whole and digested alive by serpents.

All in all, this was a typical children’s film with nothing to especially recommend it. Only good to show young girls that acting is a viable career choice for women.

1 of 5 Stars

Anne

January 21, 2015 Posted by | Another Late Post, Computero, Friday's Post, Fucking Funny, Gigantic Tits, Huge Cocks, Hungry Cunts Swallowing Women, I Like The Word 'Cunt', I Masturbated, I Want To Be Swallowed Whole & Alive, Makes Me Horny, Masturbation, Monday's Update, My Cunt, My Fiction, Sex, Sexually excited, Snakes Eating Women, Tongue In Cheek, Wednesday's update | 9 Comments

Anther Story I Have Been Working On.

Written for someone I have mentioned before, related to me by blood 🙂 She thinks this beginning is HYSTERICAL. When I was alone, I masturbated like a frenzied howler monkey. Now I have to write more- she likes it enough she wants me to continue 🙂

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I hadn’t  realized my pet rock python, Pelter, had gotten out of it’s cage until I went into the living room. I’d gone into the kitchen to grab a sandwich and a drink while my friend, Sandy, stayed watching the movie. When I came back, I discovered that my rock python and Sandy had met each other. Well, the rock python had, while I was in the other room, lightly constricted her, swallowed her whole and was now digesting her alive. I stayed in the doorway, sandwich in one hand and soda in the other, staring at the fat python stretched out on my sofa.  I could tell it was Sandy he’d eaten and not something else while Sandy was, say, in the bathroom, because the bulge inside the stomach of the python looked like Sandy. Well, like a girl, anyway- head on one side, shoulders and chest  bulging him out further, her smaller breasts two small lumps on the body of the snake. You could see her arms and her waist dipping in, the swell of her hips, then the tapering of her legs down to her feet. I wasn’t immediately worried, more completely startled and shocked. I’d only been gone a few minutes and I hadn’t heard a thing from the living room to indicate struggle. There had to have been at least a small struggle- for the snake to have swallowed my friend so quickly he would have had to work fast, almost literally choking her down his throat to his stomach where she was now. As I said I was more startled than worried- if he hadn’t constricted her tightly she’d be fine inside his stomach for quite a while: a meal as big as she was took about 5 weeks to digest completely, and the snake’s always accidentally swallowed enough air to keep her alive until she was quite dead from digestion.

Pelter was only 12 feet long, and Sandy took up almost half his length inside his stomach, his body moving as Sandy struggled inside him. At last I set my stuff down and shoved the Sandy filled snake over to one side of the sofa and settled back down. Enough time to finish the movie before I even had to worry about Sandy.

I woke up the next day on the sofa and it felt like I had Sandy in my arms. And while that was at least slightly true, it wasn’t the complete story- I was clutching Sandy and the snake- holding onto Sandy’s moving body inside the snake’s stomach, and holding the snake around Sandy. Oh yeah- the snake had swallowed Sandy, was digesting her alive now. Bloody hell. Oh well. I needed to take care of that. The relationship between Sandy and I was moving from friend and friend to boyfriend and girlfriend, and I certainly did not want my soon to be girlfriend completely digested alive by my pet. Well, at least not yet anyway.

First, however, I needed a shower and some breakfast. By the time I was clean and dry and had filled my own belly, the Sandy filled snake had moved from the living room back into his own cage. It looked so cute- Sandy curled up in the stomach of the snake, the snake curled up in his cage and sleeping with his head on the bulge of the girl on his stomach. I didn’t want to wake him so I left to go to work. Normally, I didn’t work Saturdays but today… well, I’d let way too much build up at work. Sandy would be safe inside of Pelter’s stomach- the acid’s she was being bathed in wouldn’t even had had time to make her skin red. I shut the door, locked it, headed to work.

In the end, I had to stay the night in town by the time I was done it was too late to drive. So I got a room in town and got a great night’s sleep. Sandy was probably sleeping inside of Pelter’s stomach, I thought.

Well, to make a long story short, it was over seven weeks before I got back to my apartment to check on Pelter and Sandy. When I got to the cage, I was glad to see that Pelter was still alive, still moving slowly around his cage, dragging his Sandy filled stomach with him. When I looked at him, he looked the same as the last time- 12 feet long, black and grey scales, my girlfriend being digested alive in his stomach. Was the bulge of my friend smaller? Had she been digested to death? I sure hoped not. I reached down into the cage and rubbed my hand along his side, tracing the shape of my girl inside his stomach. Was she still ok, or had she been inside the serpent’s belly too long? It had been over seven weeks she’d been inside his stomach, bathed constantly in digestive fluids, and he digested most things her size completely away in five weeks or less. While at work, during a three day weekend in which I spent the entire three days sleeping on the beach and getting a tan, and we reached the five week mark I was sure that Pelter had finished digesting Sandy completely. I sure hoped not! I rubbed harder and felt Sandy move inside his stomach. She was alive! That meant I had time to get some sleep, get her out of there in the morning. Another few weeks of being digested alive couldn’t hurt her too much- if she was still alive now, she could take more digesting before she was gone!

The next day, I hate to say, I forgot all about Sandy and spent the day  just treating myself. Saw a movie, played some games, had a blast. Ended up so drunk I couldn’t drive and lost my car! By the time I sobered up and found my car another two weeks had passed and I rushed back to the apartment. I felt awful! I hoped desperately I wasn’t too late! I dashed through my living room, into the spare room, reached into the cage and rubbed the shape of the swallowed person inside the belly of the hungry snake. Feeling my hand, I felt Sandy move inside Pelter and felt relief. I still had time to visit my parents next month for a few weeks before having to worry about Sandy. She’d be ok. If Pelter hadn’t completely digested her alive by now, she’d be fine for another few months. Well, days or weeks anyway but it wouldn’t come to that! I wanted Sandy out here, instead of inside Pelter’s stomach where she’d been hiding these past two months.

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Oh you BET I am writing more! I need MORE ORGASMS 🙂

Anne

November 24, 2014 Posted by | Another Late Post, Friday's Post, I Masturbated, I Want To Be Swallowed Whole & Alive, Makes Me Horny, Monday's Update, My Fiction, Sexually excited, Snakes Eating Women, Wednesday's update, Weekend Post | 22 Comments

WordPress Ate A Story Post Of Mine :(

Mother pus bucket.  Well, let’s try this again 😦

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“Oh, the way you humans name things so impossible. It doesn’t make sense.” The individual behind the counter was spitting the words in frustration, driven to expression of the frustration they were feeling.

“Hey, man,” said Tammy, lifting a hand as she spoke. “Sorry. You’re not going to kill us or eat us are you?”

The man behind the counter stopped moving, only looking into her eyes for a few long seconds. Then the palpable air of danger drained away and the individual behind the counter was just a little old man again. “No,” he said finally, smiling. “No, of course not. We human beings don’t eat each other, do we?” He blinked a few times, lips still moving, before the words started again, a bare whisper. “No, no we don’t. Must remember that. Getting too greedy.”

“If you’re not going to, like, swallow us or something,” said Tammy’s younger friend Kathy. She sounded somewhat disappointed as she spoke. “Which you totally could if you wanted, I wouldn’t mind at all. You could swallow me whole and digest me alive, it’s okay.” She began unbuttoning her blouse, fully exposing her very large, very full braless bare breasts. Her nipples were scrunched up hard. It took another half second to shimmy out of her skirt and she wasn’t wearing anything beneath it; her vulva was clean shaven, her lips pouting and moist. She walked naked around the counter, pressing her body against the man and holding her breasts around his head. Each of her firm breasts was many times larger than both of their heads put together. “You can slide me down your throat and into that stomach of yours. Digest me alive. Please.”

“Human- human beings like me don’t go swallowing nude young women. If- if I did swallow swallow nude young women, and then digest them alive, you are the exact kind of human being I would swallow. I would swallow you whole. I would digest you alive.” He was sweating, partly because Kathy had lain on her back, spread her legs and used them to grab him and pulled him against her, grinding his face against her vulva so that most of his words were spoken directly up her  gaping birth canal- the same vulva that was pulling open, the same labia pulling wide, the opening of her vagina sucking at his face and head until his head was deep inside of her wet and dripping cunt. That was of course the second reason he was sweating so much- no matter how exciting it was to be swallowed whole and alive by Kathy’s cunt, he was, of course, being swallowed whole and alive by Kathy’s cunt. Her belly was pulsing, pulling, bringing him deeper and deeper up her cunt. Soon she had cunt swallowed him entirely as she screamed in multiple orgasm; he was swallowed entirely by her cunt and was now being digested by Kathy’s uterus.

“One day,” murmured Kathy as she  came slowly back to Earth. “One day I will swallow the world with my cunt.”

“Individually, or,” said Tammy as she knelt by the sweating Kathy. She opened her legs and pushed her thumbs into her red, wet, gaping cunt. She pulled the cunt open as wide as she could until Kathy’s cunt was a black tunnel into her body- a ten foot wide, 12 foot tall cunt hole. You could walk twenty feet up Kathy’s cunt before having to crouch, then crawl, then push your body through and up the very tight, extremely moist and extremely sexually excited tunnel of cunt; Tammy had to crawl and push up through more than fifty feet of delicious smelling, wonderful tasting, loving hugging tunnel of cunt before coming to Kathy’s cervix. “swallowing the entire planet with your cunt?” Tammy was talking very loud to make sure that Kathy could hear here- after all, Tammy may have crawled through almost three hundred yards of cunt but she was still up the cunt of her best friend. Kathy’d be able to hear her voice through the walls of her abdomen. How weird to think that, even though Tammy was almost a foot taller than her friend, and had tits almost three times larger than Kathy’s (and Kathy had a RACK, with each of her soft, warm, firm tits more than three times the size of both of Kathy’s tits put together. And each of Tammy’s tits weighed almost three hundred pounds each; soft, firm tits each over twice the size of her own body. Tammy began rubbing Kathy’s cervix, both of her gigantic tits trailing along with her, never noticing that Kathy’s cunt hole was starting to shrink- and soon Kathy’s cunt was closed and tightly virginal again. She had cunt swallowed everyone in the room (before Tammy had crawled up her friend Kathy’s cunt, Kathy had been quietly cunt-swallowing every customer in the place while the proprietor was distracted- she managed to cunt-swallow almost two hundred women, each of them standing and browsing, nude, and masturbating idly.

Quickly she digested her friend alive with her uterus.

Kathy, of course, now had a huge problem. What with all the people she had cunt-swallowed and digested alive, what with so many human beings she had swallowed whole and alive with her cunt before digesting them alive with her uterus, what with reducing over two hundred living, breathing nude women- each with their lives, their loves, their hopes and their dreams- to simple nutrition using only her cunt and her uterus… well, eat that many people with your cunt or your stomach and that’s a lot of calories. There is a lot of calories in a human being- and when you eat, swallow whole and alive with your cunt, an entire human being (screaming and begging for mercy like some women, eagerly and happily stuffing themselves up her cunt like the rest) and simply make them food, you need to do something with all those calories. Kathy, like all women on Earth who discovered they could cunt-swallow people, quickly went overboard and cunt-swallowed over two thousand people her first five minutes. Since then she had made up for her slow start, and made sure that she cunt-swallowed at least two thousand nude, masturbating women every fifteen minutes. Like all women of Earth, when Kathy cunt-swallowed someone, all those calories went straight into her tits. Now, her tits couldn’t grow indefinitely and they didn’t. Soon, each of her tits would weigh over six thousand tons each- by necessity, she would only be able to cunt-swallow slightly less than fifteen hundred nude women every five minutes. She would have to lay back, spread her legs, and let the nude women line up and climb into her gaping, hungry cunt.

And they would- Kathy discovered that simply laying back and opening her cunt was all the advertising she needed- nude women were lined up for literally five hundred miles waiting to climb up her cunt and be digested alive in her uterus. Soon over ten thousand women every fifteen minutes were climbing up her cunt and into her uterus. “I think I can cunt-swallow the world one person at a time,” whispered Kathy as she came down from another half-hour long orgasm (during which time her cunt had swallowed over 900 nude women, digesting them alive). Even as her cunt was swallowing nude women, some nude women were lavishing attention on Kathy’s engorged, swollen, erect clitoris. Some of the women were sucking on her clit, some women were fucking her clit with their own cunts, over women were simply masturbating her as they were swallowed by her cunt.

Things went dark for Kathy suddenly, as a nude women came up behind her, sliding between her gigantic 12 tons each tits, and started cunt swallowing her even as she continued cunt-swallowing all the other women. Soon the nude woman had cunt-swallowed Kathy down to just above her own gaping cunt and the constant, unending stream of nude women climbing into it. Once it started it went on for a while- nude women cunt-swallowing the previous woman who had cunt-swallowed another woman, etc, all the way down to Kathy’s gaping cunt which was still swallowing nude women at a rate of close to fifteen thousand nude women vanishing into her cunt per minute. Soon, the last woman, the outer woman, the five hundredth woman in a row to cunt swallow the women who were cunt swallowing each other down to Kathy, had cunt-swallowed her way down to Kathy’s legs and cunt. Even though Kathy was inside five hundred other cunts, the last woman had cunt-swallowed them all merely by cunt-swallowing the women before her. Kathy bent her knees and shoved her feet into the woman’s cunt, letting the woman swallow her deeper up her cunt. Then, by cunt-swallowing Kathy and keeping her own gaping, hungry cunt open, the new woman was now cunt swallowing over thirty thousand nude women per minute.

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Okay. I had great words written for foreward and epilogue but wordpress eating the story post and Telling Me It Had Actually POSTED- well, that’s just rude. Anyway, point of that is that I can’t remember the other words 🙂

 

Anne

October 1, 2014 Posted by | Another Late Post, Friday's Post, Gigantic Tits, Hungry Cunts Swallowing Women, I Like The Word 'Cunt', I Masturbated, I Want To Be Swallowed Whole & Alive, Monday's Update, Sexually excited, Tongue In Cheek, Wednesday's update, Weekend Post | Leave a comment

I Have Been So Fucking Horny Lately

it’s ridiculous. Yesterday I literally could not keep my hands off myself- I must have spent at least two hours, spread throughout the day, where I did nothing but lay on my bed and play with my cunt, orgasm after orgasm. Seven times I had to run to the bedroom and give my clit hell for a time 😉 I dunno why my cunt just WOKE UP yesterday and started demanding all the attention I hadn’t been giving it the last 6 months. But wow. Massive bloodflow to my genitalia- my vulva was flushed all day.  I think I sorta know why guys seem to lose concentration when aroused and hard- all the blood down there, none for the brain. Well, when I would start a-tingling downstairs I lost the ability to think of anything but hungry serpents, woman-stuffed bellies, and being tucked into a tight stomach myself. Afterward I could begin thinking again, still breathing hard.

Not quite that horny today, but my pussy is still purring down there, quietly, just letting me know it’s awake 🙂

Anne

September 14, 2014 Posted by | Cunts, I Like The Word 'Cunt', I Masturbated, I Want To Be Swallowed Whole & Alive, Masturbation, My Cunt, Our Amazing Universe, Random Sex Talk, Sexually excited, Snakes Eating Women, Things Aren't So Bad After All, Weekend Post, Where I be at | 6 Comments

This Story Is Out Of Order And Unfinished

but I wrote it last night for Rudy and I wanted to be able to read it to him before he fell asleep. Plus, I was getting so horny, I had to go and read it to him or masturbate in my chair where I was writing it 🙂 This is what I have on this, the latest of the vore-a-thon MRE stories:

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“I don’t know how all that science stuff works,” said Domitia as she wriggled under the hot water. Oh, Diana that felt good! It’d been almost 4 hours since her last shower- way too long. Her friend, Galla, was silent as she showered next to Domitia. Probably petting the kitty already, thought Domitia. “I leave all that science stuff to the science people.” She held her arms under her mammoth breasts, lifting them to the shower head. Domitia had always been somewhat ashamed of her small breasts- each of the gigantic flesh globes was only twice the size of a basketball, barely forty pounds each of dense mammary gland packed tissue. She knew that her tiny tits were holding her back at work- in Modern Day Rome it was the size and weight of a woman’s milk machines that determined her pay scale and in fact, what job she had. Most of the other women where she worked had tits that weight upwards of sixty, seventy pounds each.

Galla was still quiet and that wasn’t like her- Domitia washed the soap off her face and looked over to the next shower. The rock serpent that was swallowing her friend whole and alive head first already had it’s scaly lips just under her rib cage. Galla’s hands were working hard in her crotch, masturbating like there was no tomorrow- and for Galla, there wasn’t. Once the rock serpent had finished swallowing her whole, packing her tight in it’s belly with the other women it had already swallowed whole and alive earlier that day, it would start digesting them alive once the sun went down. Domitia’s eyes ran down the long length of the serpent’s body, her eyes widening as her view reached the beasts huge, woman-swollen belly. Normally, a forty foot long woman swallowing serpent had a body that was six to eight inches from side to side. If a serpent had swallowed one woman down into it’s hot, wet, stomach sac then it was barely thicker than the woman it was going to digest alive, and only about a foot above and a foot below the length of the swallowed, still living woman. This monster’s belly was almost four feet thick, four feet tall, and was a bloated sac almost twenty feet long in the body of the beast. This serpent must have been swallowing women whole non-stop all day for it’s belly to be that full of women. And how many women was that inside it’s stomach, inside that swollen belly? She had no idea, it must have been a lot though. Maybe twenty women, maybe forty, maybe one hundred women inside the stomach of the rock serpent! She felt weak in the knees as she looked at the beast, although she knew that the number of women inside that stomach, waiting to be digested alive, was far, far less than a hundred.

Domitia couldn’t help herself- she started petting her kitty with both hands. She’d seen lot’s of women swallowed whole and alive by serpents, hundreds of them just this year, although the year was less than two months old. Every day these last several years at the Proeliis buildings, and now at the Imbres building, she’d watched, and masturbated to, seventy or eighty women swallowed whole and alive every shower, and she took at least three showers daily, more on the weekends. But none of any of those women being swallowed whole had been as hot as watching her friend being swallowed whole and alive by this woman-hungry monster. But as she sank to a sitting position on the tiled floor of the shower, hands working in her crotch and bringing her toward her first orgasm, she felt herself starting to black out from the intense pleasure.

When she could feel herself as a human being again instead of just a resonating beam of orgasm, instead of just a clitoris and nothing else, instead of a simple pleasure machine, she realized that the showers around her had gone quiet. She looked at the rock serpent as it finished swallowing her friend’s legs, watching her feet slide into the mouth of the beast then, with a swallow, watched her friend starting to slide down the throat of the beast toward it’s belly. All around her was the sound of dripping water and movement, but no showers. She looked up the Conciliabulum des Serpentium to her left and noticed that every woman who had been showering before she put all her attention into her cunt was now in the process of being swallowed whole and alive by the serpents that had coiled them. Wow, that was at least forty four women all in the process of being swallowed whole and alive! She turned, huge tits wobbling and bouncing on her chest, to look up the Hall of Serpents to her right. Again, every woman who had been showering just minutes before was now in the process of being swallowed whole by the hungry woman swallowing serpents that had coiled them while she had been pleasuring her cunt. Another at least forty five to fifty women all being swallowed whole and alive, soon to be digested alive with the other women already swallowed into the swollen bellies of the serpents.

Well, hells, thought Domitia as she stood alone in the shower hall. That was mighty rude. Had there been no room in any of the tummies for her? Surely there must have been a serpent with enough room in it;s belly to fit her in. Oh, shit, thought Domitia as the doors in the middle of the hall opened and a couple of nude women walked in, looking to take showers. Or get swallowed whole and digested alive. One and the same, most days. One woman was a tall Nubian with absolutely gigantic tits, almost twice as large as Domitia’s. And Domitia slumped where she stood in dismay as the Nubian woman didn’t make four steps into the Hall before she was coiled and dragged to the floor, the maw of the reticulated python that had her already gaping and sliding over her head. The other woman was a short red haired woman with tits no bigger than Domitia’s and she watched the Nubian being swallowed whole and masturbating when she too was suddenly coiled from behind and the monster that had her in it’s coils swallowing her head as well.

Oh no, thought Domitia. This was turning into one of those very few and very rare wild serpent days at the Imbres- when the serpents swallowed whole and digested alive nine hundred and fifty to nine hundred seventy five out of a thousand women at the Imbres. Those days were extremely rare when they did this, swallowing whole and digesting alive nine hundred and seventy five to nine hundred and ninety nine women out of a thousand that came to shower, throughout the entire day at the Imbres and the Proeliis buildings. The serpents at the Proeliis and Imbres buildings swallowed whole and digested alive every single one of the one thousand seperate and different women no more than twenty eight, twenty nine days out of every thirty. Statistically, this was so rare to no one could even chart it, much less predict which day out of the thirty they wouldn’t swallow whole and digest alive every single woman that walked in the doors to shower at both the Proeliis and Imbres buildings. Some months, there was no day they didn’t swallow whole and digest alive every woman inside both the Proeliis and Imbres buildings. In the past four years, there had been no day they hadn’t swallowed whole and digested alive every single woman inside both buildings, as well as slithering into the buildings in a five block radius around both the Proeliis and Imbres buildings and swallowing whole and digesting alive every woman in those buildings as well. There were no statistics small enough to chart something that rare and unpredictable as these wild serpent days.

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Oh, I had to work hard not to have an orgasm in my chair before I even started 🙂  When I had finished reading it to him, I then closed my eyes and started re-talking about how the serpents would swallow every woman in a five-block radius around both buildings- every single day! About six thousand women swallowed whole and digested alive daily. It took me about 30 seconds to have a very wet orgasm in front of Rudy 🙂

 

Dirty Girl Anne 🙂

 

July 24, 2013 Posted by | I Masturbated, Masturbation, Modern Roman Empire, My Fiction, Sexually excited, Snakes Eating Women, Things Aren't So Bad After All, Wednesday's update | 6 Comments

I Feel A Little Better

which is weird, because I destroyed my latest tablet computer- again. I’ve bought, destroyed, and replaced about 7 tabbies since last September. Fuck. I LOVE my tabbies- I take then everywhere. I have a look that hooks the tablet in it’s cover to my wrist so if I drop it (that happens a LOT, a fucking LOT) it doesn’t fall to the ground. I take it to bed with me!

Well, I did until I destroyed this latest one. Which is especially depressing, because this last one I had dropped (er…) and cracked the screen. Broken, all the way from one side to the other, and a bunch of other cracks running every which way. And it still worked!! I loved my tabbie!

Then I was sleep drunk, fell asleep while standing and woke up as I was falling. My tabbie-hand was whipping to catch me, my tabbie shot out of it’s cover when the loop snapped it like a whip, and it SLAMMED into the ground so hard it blew the back cover off and tore wires loose!

Screen finally stopped working. Sigh. And I have a ton of stuff on the built in- “hard drive” that I can;t get off because you have to have screen support to hook it up to your actual computer, and, well… So I took out my micro-SD device and sent the dead tabbie off to Wal-Mart.

Rudy is buying me a Nook- a very cool Nook, no less! It has a 1920 x 1080 screen (my old one was 800×480), it’s a dual core processor, it’s a 16 gig model… oh, it’s a beauty! A 9″ screen, no less! And under a pound! Android, comes with Google Play (which is good because I have bought a ton of stuff off Google Play 🙂

My last tabbie I had to really screw around with and alter to get it to access Google Play, since the Visual Land “Connect” doesn’t have Google Play on it. But, since it comes rooted, you can go all Rambo on it and do what you want 🙂

Ah well. When I get my Nook, I will make sure I CAN’T destroy this one!! Ever!

WalMart used to have a $9 warranty where they would refund your cash if you destroyed the tabbie. Well, I blew up so many of them so fast, the warranty got a price change to $28 🙂

Anne

Hey, the next few posts should be Modern Roman Empire vore fest-a-thons to catch up on some of the fiction I been using to read to Rudy while I play with my cunny 🙂

Anne

July 24, 2013 Posted by | Another Late Post, Computero, Generalized Rambling, I Like The Word 'Cunt', I Masturbated, Modern Roman Empire, Our Amazing Universe, Sexually excited, Snakes Eating Women, Things Aren't So Bad After All, Wednesday's update, Where I be at, Yo | Leave a comment

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The world came to a slow distinct stop right then. He had thought this devil beast in his throat had been an angel. He felt so  stupid, so betrayed. How could he have believed she was anything but the vicious she-beast he had thought she was? Two slow heart beats passed and in a sudden burst of rage he swallowed two, four, six enormous swallows. The first time took his nose up to the base of her throat, her huge breasts pushed up around her face. The second swallow took the tip of his nose up to her chin, or where her chin would be under the mass of tits in his mouth. The third heavy swallow took her head just into his mouth, buried in her own tits pushed up around her face and over her head. The fourth swallow took her head down to the back of his mouth, just at the top of his throat- her behemoth breasts still filling his mouth almost painfully, her tight hard nipples still far out of his mouth.  The fifth enraged swallow took her head into his throat with her body and he could feel her masturbating again as he swallowed her whole and alive. The greater mass of her breasts still filled his mouth, her nipples still just outside his scaly lips. To an outside viewer, his mouth would have appeared to be filled with gigantic flesh pillows, side by side, hard nipples on those tits still outside his lips even as Dr. Denfall’s body was inside his throat. The sixth swallow brought her body deeper into his throat, her feet deep inside him, her hands working at her crotch as she neared another orgasm inside him, her head a full foot inside his throat and her breasts only now just inside his mouth fully, hard nipples inside his mouth, also nearing his throat. Only another swallow and she would be entirely swallowed into his body, taking the trip down his throat to his stomach where she would be digested alive. But it was then his brain stopped his raging body- she would feel so good in his stomach, but it was where she wanted to be. And when everyone, including the police got hold of the video evidence then that would be it. Right now his career was in shambles but he had his life. If he digested her alive, he wouldn’t even have that.

The first video on the monitor finished, and another started- him swallowing a busty west German lab assistant and that brought him back to complete sanity. He had to get this woman in his throat out and back into the world. She deserved being digested alive, but he didn’t deserve what would come afterward. Her one arm that barely emerged from the mass of tits in his mouth was waving for his attention- her wrist just outside his scaley lips and first pointing down at her general direction in his throat, then the general direction of where she thought the monitor was at this time, then repeat. Even down his throat and half smothered by her own tits she was still trying to be in control. He felt like crying, his life ruined. And although the woman in his throat, that hideous she-beast, that wretched monster of a woman deserved digestion, he closed his eyes and began to relax. He slid with a thud off the end of the chair until he was laying flat on the floor, woman in his throat and mouth still wonderfully full of tits. He relaxed, then pushed from deep within him.

He’d only regurgitated prey once or twice in his life and at no time did he like it. It was slightly painful, and worse of all, it let a woman, food, out of his body or stomach. Wrong, wrong, wrong. He pushed from inside, relaxing at his mouth and felt her move. Again, and she started slowly sliding outward. It felt awful. She kept moving outward, his deep inward pushing getting stronger and feeling worse. And then, in a gush of fluid, she burst out of his mouth and across the carpeted floor. Oh GOD that hurt, it hurt, he hated feeling!

Then he slowly coiled himself up until he was looking down at her wet, nude body, her eyes looking up at him. She just looked at him, waiting for him to speak.

“You are a terrible, terrible, person,” he said, fluid dripping from his mouth. “We are through in every way.” He turned as he slithered, leaving the room, trailing saliva and fluid behind him.

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It’s a jiller 🙂

April 15, 2013 Posted by | Generalized Rambling, Gigantic Tits, I Masturbated, Makes Me Horny, Masturbation, Weekend Post | 2 Comments