Anne2Snakie's Erotic Snake Swallowings

Women Swallowed Alive By Snakes

A Well Written Paragraph, I Think

Sure, first draft 🙂 But I like it a lot.


Professor Jade sighed as he coiled in his library, staring at the books that made up his life. The woman in his belly was still writhing though much slower now, her fate written. She should have known better; he was what he was, and she was simply food. Still,  a night of fine conversation then a struggle, topped with a delicious meal. He set his large old head on the lump in his lower length, feeling her slowing struggles in his lower jaw. He blinked a nictitating membrane, dying candlelight glinting dully on it’s surface. At one time he would have made this the beginning of a night- darkness slithering, tipping back a few foolish students who should have been in their rooms then spending a weekend digesting the female flesh filling his belly… he belched lightly, the last breath of the woman in his stomach sliding out into the room. Now, he would sleep for a day or two as the single female form broke down into a thick nutrient paste then he would spend a day reading, catching up on his journals… His soft snores filled the room, dust settling on the books and magazines on the multitude of shelves around him.

April 16, 2013 - Posted by | Bloviation, Monday's Update, Snakes Eating Women, Uncategorized


  1. Even for being short, its still a great little story. A talking women swallowing snake that’s a Professor at some collage, great idea. I wonder what he teaches?

    Comment by Blackrain | April 16, 2013 | Reply

    • The cynical side of me suggests Women’s Studies. 😛

      Incidentally, he goes through TAs really quickly. 😉

      Comment by TheCountAlucard666 | April 17, 2013 | Reply

  2. Poor fella. 😦

    Comment by TheCountAlucard666 | April 16, 2013 | Reply

  3. Wonder how the school explains all the female students go missing

    Comment by Martin | April 16, 2013 | Reply

    • When at least one of the professors is a talking snake, and talking snakes are KNOWN to HAVE to swallow whole and digest alive women to survive… well, I think the parents, students, faculty and surrounding town where the campus is all know where missing students are 🙂 And amazingly, there are ALWAYS students eager to go to university if there are suddenly slots available 🙂

      Comment by anne2snakie | April 17, 2013 | Reply

      • I guess some parents, students and faculty members are just as turned on by the thought of female students being swallowed and digested alive as the rest of us are

        Comment by Martin | April 17, 2013

  4. I just sent my comments on the side. All I’ll say here is KEEP THIS THREAD GOING! you’re on to a great fun variant from the Diamond story arc. You wonderful imagination continues to…CONTINUE! Don’t you ever let is stop or ever think it’s not loved by us!!!!!!! The ideas you come up with has influenced many others of us scrawling with crayons when compared to you!

    Comment by Falsdoon | April 17, 2013 | Reply

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